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[11 Apr 2004|07:48am]
Tomorow I am 21!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHA bitches!!The tradition is to go get plowed but that is so fucking played out now i just wont get in trouble for being fucked up so the risk factor is taken out and that was part of the fun. Ideally I want to smoke some embalming fluid and go to a cave with a whole shit load of people and several sheets of acid and a camcorder, some midgets dressed like nuns, pudding, big bags of human hair, blindfolds, tu-tus, some meat bikini's, rope, a chinchilla, ,some rednecks in baby bonnets,a billy-goat and a keg. See you there.....
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[04 Apr 2004|07:28am]
SHITFUCK!DEATHHIPPIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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[28 Mar 2004|10:44pm]
[ mood | impotent ]

I'm about to get drunk right now. I wonder if I drank my own breastmilk I could get re drunk again. I am amped to see a perfect circle on Saturday, I am going to get a white shirt and write Mrs.Maynard James Keenan in my stunt blood and parade around my nubian friend on a leash it will be fantestical. I'm leaving back to SalinASS tommorow on the bus, let's hope I don't have to sit next to a foreighner with a spicy anus.

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[28 Mar 2004|12:47am]
I've been thinking about a lot of sick shit lately, well....a lot more than usual. First of all, I want to get fucked in four point restraints by a clown with a big black strap on. He has to be smiling the whole time, too. That would be great. Would that be considered clown sex?I want to watch a whole bunch of them run a train on a girl mime and watch her painted mime facial expressions.
Ahhhh....I'm having a fucked up felliniesque moment. I'm really turned on for some reason.
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[26 Mar 2004|12:10am]
I just got off the greyhound bus and I'm almost positive I have t.b from this fat fuck john goodman lookalike hacking up some juicy sounding phlem THE WHOLE WAY IN MY GODAMN EAR I WANTED TO THROW MYSELF OUTTHEGODAMNWINDOW i really started missing the drunk ass fresh outa prison serialrapists that used to sit next to me it smelled like someone shat directly on my face (which i'm not into by the way)because god hates me and made sure the only available seat left was next to tons of fun and the crapper i'm gonna get drunk and sell my panties on e bay-
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[25 Mar 2004|02:11pm]
i am going to Modesto today to fuck my baby's dad but i missed my bus so i gets no love i will be so fucking happy as soon as the bus pulls out of the parking lot and get's the fuck out of Salinas. fuck this lettuce ass dead town and fuck everyone in it i'm outti
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[20 Mar 2004|03:39pm]
I got drunk last night with a bunch of queers. It was pretty great, i got in touch with my inner fag. I think i would have a sex change to a boy just to be a drag queen for a while i want to tape my penis i want to wax my anus it's no fair I WANT TO PLOW THROUGH A VIRGIN ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I love my baby he is going to grow up cool i hope he is gay i want a gay son that would rock!!!!!!!1
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